I'm not sure I'm qualified

I'm not sure I'm qualified for a Ph.D.
I'm not sure I'm qualified for your mate.
I'm not sure I'm qualified for
 
It's not you who decides that. I decide.
Why do you decide that? I decide.
 
I'm going to be a water Ph.D... but hey, let me think about it. It really doesn't matter whether I'm qualified or not. What matters is that I'm going to have a fancy degree that I can brag about. I'm not going to be a Mr but a Dr. Yes, I'm too stupid for a Ph.D. If somebody asks me an academic question, I cannot answer that. I cannot really participate to academic discussions. I cannot really write a research paper. I cannot really do research. But so what? Since I'm not going to stay in academia, nobody will ask such questions and nobody will learn that I'm a water Ph.D.
 
I don't want to be an employee who doesn't deserve his salary.
 
In my case, it doesn't matter whether I deserve it or not. What matters is to earn as much money as possible.
 
Let X be a person. Is X stupid if he doesn't have a Ph.D.?
 
Possibly. Anything is possible. My intent is not to insult those without a Ph.D. but I kind of end up insulting them: Hey, do you have a Ph.D.? You don't? You are stupid. 
 
If you're not qualified, who will be qualified?
 
X will be qualified. He doesn't have one, but he's qualified. I'm not qualified but with a Ph.D. He's qualified but without a Ph.D.
 
I can finally become a Human with this Ph.D. degree.
 
How is it possible not to have a Ph.D.? I can't believe that.
 
A Ph.D. candidate is better than a Ph.D. I want to stay as a Ph.D. candidate. I'm still a student.
 
Please grow up. You are no longer a kid. Nobody is going to take care of you.
 
Why are you a shark?
 
Wow, that's deep dude, why are any of us anything?
 
No, that's not what I meant. I mean, why is Hifumi a person and you a shark?
 
Oh, you meant that. Because the creator is
 
Okay, I think I'm creative. Nobody thinks the way I think.
 
You may feel that politics is absorbing everything, but in the future, you will learn that what matters, in the end, is creativity. Creativity is everything.
 
A pro tries to understand geniuses' work first. Creativity comes next.
 
So so so much work has been accumulated so far by those geniuses. Geniuses truly they are. And I can't really understand all those work to get to the forefront of research.
 
You know, they are undergrads. It takes time to get them to the forefront of research.
 
I'm a Ph.D. I still don't understand. I know nothing. When will it be possible for me to get to the forefront?
 
Never. You cannot dfs/bfs all the literature anyway.
 
I don't intend to dfs... I just wanted to understand...
 
Brainwork, brainwork, brainwork. So all those are brainwork. My brain is not catching up. I really can't do the brainwork. I want something brainless.
 
Do some coding. Be a developer. This kind of work gives me a fair amount of mental comfort so that I could concentrate. Brainwork is just too painful. No more brainwork, no more.
 
Of course, you have to use your brain to do coding! But not so so much. A tiny bit. Perseverance is more important.
 
My intent is not to insult practice-oriented people but I kind of end up insulting them.
 
I'm one of them. I have been insulting myself.
 
I'd rather die if I'm forced to do brainwork. I'd rather die than do brainwork. It's just too painful. Using the brain is too painful!